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«Εν θα το καταλάβω ποτέ ρε» λέει ο Κώστας πικραμένος. «Τι έσχει να καταλάβεις ρε φίλε μου; Δε τον ίνταλως ένει: Ψηλός, τέλεια συμμετρία προσώπου, γαλάζια μάθκια που πελλανήσκουν, γραμμωμένο σώμα, μυώδης πόθκια. Ο άνθρωπος μου έσχει τζαι τζίντον κότσο τον συμμαζευμένων, εν του εξέφυε τρίχα. Έσχει αυτοπεποίθηση να κάθετε να βλέπει την φάτσα του […]
[Temp Title] My struggle by Richard “Dick” Power (remember to check if there are any other books with a similar name, because I don’t want to use the title of a disgusting book by accident) “My name is Richard Power and you’ve probably never heard of me; that is because the powers that be made […]
You get a call every night, just as you’re ready to fall asleep. He asks why you slowed down, why you didn’t ask that girl out, why you’re unhappy, do the people around you love you or are they just pretending. You hang up the phone, yet his voice keeps coming through the receiver; it’s […]
I wake up. I look around. I’m in a beige, waiting room. Why am I here? Wait, who am I? I look at my hands; they are purple and rotting. That’s reassuring. Focus. I am still in Hell, but this looks nothing like what I am used to, right? I can’t remember if I’ve ever […]
Editor’s note: Corrected a few grammatical errors that slipped through on December 7th 2020 “Why are you the right person for this job?” Truth be told, I’m not; bears are stronger and more imposing than me, a dog will follow orders and be loyal, a chimpanzee appeals to those VIP human clients. They already know […]
Ruler of Owls 